is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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