we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize
