sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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