She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
