summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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