No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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