If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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