fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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