He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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