What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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