Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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