DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Are we still banned from the library?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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