she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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