don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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