I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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