Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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