She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
