They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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