I CAN MOONWALK!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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