well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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