Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I supernannyed him into submission
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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