Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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