Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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