So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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