Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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