sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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