can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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