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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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