I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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