I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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