I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Randomize
