this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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