I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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