I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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