Me. At least after what I've been through.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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