chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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