Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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