i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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