Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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