so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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