ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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