The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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