seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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