i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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