I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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