she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
