Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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