I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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