Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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