I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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