we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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