This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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