I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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