I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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