Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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