I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I look better un-naked...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
